Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy, playing ME3 multiplayer…
BroShep: Phantom on your left flank!
Garrus: Bam! Headshot!
FemShep: Nice!
BroShep: That’s why the VGA nominated me for “Character of the Year”.
FemShep: Nominated us. Let’s not forget who has the highest N7 ranking here.
Garrus: (sighs) You two hotshots done comparing the size of your N7s?
FemShep: Aw, c’mon, you're not jealous, are you, Garrus?
Garrus: When are the VGAs anyway?
BroShep: What?
FemShep: Aw, crap!
FemShep & BroShep: I should go.
Garrus: Uh, a little help? (Character gets killed by an Atlas.) Sonnuva--
BroShep: Congrats on the win, Commander Shepard.
FemShep: You, too, Commander Shepard.
Garrus: (sighs) Seriously?
FemShep: (laughs) Sorry, Garrus. You have to admit, it's quite an honour.
BroShep: It's quite an award. Where're we gonna put that bad boy?
FemShep: I know the perfect spot.
BroShep: Great! Bring it by when we're done playing, wouldja?
FemShep: Bring what by? You had it last.
BroShep: No, I gave it to you.
FemShep: I don't think so!
BroShep: I handed it to you right after we walked offstage!
FemShep: And when we got on the shuttle, you had it.
BroShep: Yes, but you were the one showing it to the crew!
FemShep: (sighs I never should've let you hold it.
(Camera zooms in on the missing award sitting beside a silent Garrus.)
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