Thursday 24 January 2013

O my sun and stars! What HAVE they done to the face on the Garrus bust?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I submit the following eight-thousand-word pictorial essay, entitled "The Devil is in the Details":

The 2011 Neil Tambini sculpt commissioned by Crabcat Industries:










Contrast this with the highly-anticipated 2013 BioWare "bust":







I don't know who has final approval on the Mass Effect bust series, but I do have a few tips for them:

Tip #1: A bust seldom extends below the upper chest and almost never to the waist. The latter comprises half a statue, which is just sad.


Tip #2:  Statuary with limbs lost to antiquity, such as the Venus de Milo, is beautiful. Half a statue in mint condition with no arms is a travesty. Asking $40 for said half-statue is laughable.

Tip #3: If you are going to commission a bust on the scale of 3 inches wide, the greatest care and detail should be spent upon the expressivity of the face; therefore, plan accordingly. In this case, no one could reasonably expect any degree of craftsmanship on a head that was necessarily 1 inch wide due to the misguided choice to include the shoulders.

Tip #4: Hand-painting does not compensate for poor sculpture. I, for one, do not want this dead-eyed Garrus on my desk. (Probably mourning the loss of his arms, poor thing.)

Tip #5: Commission Neil Tambini to re-create the Mass Effect bust series. It's not too late.

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