Showing posts with label Shepard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shepard. Show all posts
Saturday, 4 May 2013
Marauder Shields and the Marvelous Dr. Colin Dray
It has been over a year since the release of ME3 and I have only today become aware of the unsung hero, Marauder Shields.
Mid 2012 saw me picking up an Xbox 360 controller for the first time to play a game that had been cryptically referred to on a T-shirt proclaiming, "Waiting for Kaidan. Will settle for Garrus." After countless deaths, often accompanied by hurled Oedipal accusations, by late 2012, I found myself on Insanity, first shooting Collectors and then Reapers in the face with the cool equanimity of a veteran Alliance marine. Until I came to the beam.
I had been able to dispatch that Marauder on previous iterations, having masochistically played through on Casual up to Hardcore, only to reach ME3's appalling climactic juncture time and time again. This time, Marauder Shields decided it was time to stop the Insanity.
Marauder Shields' tenacity led me to discover the artistry of koobismo and the writing of Colin Dray, who adroitly argues that BioWare's crime was a quadrigeminal violation of its core narrative and who, like me, alludes to the intellectual laziness that necessarily led to its conception.
This past week the Montréal team was in Edmonton, in all likelihood working on BioWare's next offering from the ME universe. I hope they've come up with something wonderful, I truly do. But Marauder Shields serves as a reminder to look before you leap, to be careful what you wish for, and perhaps letting the universe burn into oblivion may be the best choice after all.
Thursday, 11 April 2013
Happy Birthday, Commander Shepard!
Today is Commander Shepard's birthday...141 years in the future. Here's to one helluva woman!
Monday, 10 December 2012
ME3 wins 2012 VGA for Best RPG!
I had never watched the Video Game Awards before. If I had, I would have known about the “Character of the Year” nominee clips. And I absolutely loved these:
Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy, playing ME3 multiplayer…
BroShep: Phantom on your left flank!
Garrus: Bam! Headshot!
FemShep: Nice!
BroShep: That’s why the VGA nominated me for “Character of the Year”.
FemShep: Nominated us. Let’s not forget who has the highest N7 ranking here.
Garrus: (sighs) You two hotshots done comparing the size of your N7s?
FemShep: Aw, c’mon, you're not jealous, are you, Garrus?
Garrus: When are the VGAs anyway?
BroShep: What?
FemShep: Aw, crap!
FemShep & BroShep: I should go.
Garrus: Uh, a little help? (Character gets killed by an Atlas.) Sonnuva--
BroShep: Congrats on the win, Commander Shepard.
FemShep: You, too, Commander Shepard.
Garrus: (sighs) Seriously?
FemShep: (laughs) Sorry, Garrus. You have to admit, it's quite an honour.
BroShep: It's quite an award. Where're we gonna put that bad boy?
FemShep: I know the perfect spot.
BroShep: Great! Bring it by when we're done playing, wouldja?
FemShep: Bring what by? You had it last.
BroShep: No, I gave it to you.
FemShep: I don't think so!
BroShep: I handed it to you right after we walked offstage!
FemShep: And when we got on the shuttle, you had it.
BroShep: Yes, but you were the one showing it to the crew!
FemShep: (sighs I never should've let you hold it.
(Camera zooms in on the missing award sitting beside a silent Garrus.)
Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy, playing ME3 multiplayer…
BroShep: Phantom on your left flank!
Garrus: Bam! Headshot!
FemShep: Nice!
BroShep: That’s why the VGA nominated me for “Character of the Year”.
FemShep: Nominated us. Let’s not forget who has the highest N7 ranking here.
Garrus: (sighs) You two hotshots done comparing the size of your N7s?
FemShep: Aw, c’mon, you're not jealous, are you, Garrus?
Garrus: When are the VGAs anyway?
BroShep: What?
FemShep: Aw, crap!
FemShep & BroShep: I should go.
Garrus: Uh, a little help? (Character gets killed by an Atlas.) Sonnuva--
BroShep: Congrats on the win, Commander Shepard.
FemShep: You, too, Commander Shepard.
Garrus: (sighs) Seriously?
FemShep: (laughs) Sorry, Garrus. You have to admit, it's quite an honour.
BroShep: It's quite an award. Where're we gonna put that bad boy?
FemShep: I know the perfect spot.
BroShep: Great! Bring it by when we're done playing, wouldja?
FemShep: Bring what by? You had it last.
BroShep: No, I gave it to you.
FemShep: I don't think so!
BroShep: I handed it to you right after we walked offstage!
FemShep: And when we got on the shuttle, you had it.
BroShep: Yes, but you were the one showing it to the crew!
FemShep: (sighs I never should've let you hold it.
(Camera zooms in on the missing award sitting beside a silent Garrus.)
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